As everyone is aware the planet Nibiru is going to collide with the Earth destroying it and everything on it on September 23rd.
All the businesses you have worked hard to build, all your money, stocks, bonds, real estate and even bitcoins will vanish in a cloud of cosmic dust. All those priceless, intangible assets that have provided the reason for you to work hard and build a future for such as family, pets and friends will likewise be gone in an instant.
Shane will be the first one to go as he is in the earliest time zone. Then me, followed by our Spartan friends in Asia and the Middle East. Then onwards to Africa and Europe where Frank (Donovan) will be amongst the last of our European friends to go. Yeah, Britain will still be part of the EU when the world ends, so Brexit will all have been for naught.
The 2016 election will become irrelevant as well as The End works its way across to the Americas, and all the nuclear sabre rattling between two imbeciles with stupid hair cuts will be forgotten. Trump will be able to claim victory for a while as Kim Jong Shitforbrains will have already been wiped out at about the same time as Shane is dispatched.
Having forged his birth certificate to show he was born in Hawaii, Obama will be among the last to die if he returns to his "birth place". If he'd returned to Kenya he would've been eliminated even before Frank D meets his end. This was always the plan, and indeed the very reason he claimed to have been born in Hawaii. Just so he could live a few hours longer than Trump.
So, in closing, to all the friends I've made here, and indeed all the enemies, even Dan Riffle, it has been a pleasure to laugh, learn, debate, and even ignore you all.