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Dan Riffle

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  1. All forces, once divided, unite against the Greater Evil.
  2. Come on, you know that was a good one.
  3. Beating the previous record holder: Claude's rectum.
  4. Wooster is real. It's Claude that's* fake. *Do not mistake my choice of "that" as an error in the great who/that grammar debate. "Who" is used to refer to people; "that" is generally used to refer to things. Thus, the usage was not a grammar mistake, but a proclamation.
  5. To wit, also avoid Dropbear69Amazonsux69, as well.
  6. Spoken like the true Parliamentary cur you are.
  7. Is it that obvious that I supported King Charles I during the English Civil War?
  8. That's my winter face. I actually just trimmed it down about an inch.
  9. You're still here. Take a guess.
  10. Everybody is mini compared to Claude.
  11. You're losing a step, Whatty. World News Daily Report is a satire site. Here's another tip: that guy emailing you isn't a Nigerian prince.... It's just Claude in drag.
  12. It's live steamed straight from the crapper.
  13. Well, you are considerably older than me, so that checks.
  14. I remember when "old" was "olde."
  15. I remember when "spelt" was "spelled."
  16. I remember when it was Frye's Electronics.
  17. That's brilliant advice. Surely you got that from someone else.
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