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  1. Princess Balestra

    Google+ Shutting Down

    tbh I never saw the appeal. A bold noo social network pitchin' adventure an' novelty mebbe got sumthin' on Facebook's (now) relatively staid approach. But Google+ was always only ever an extension of the same deal helped your granma shop for incontinence pants an' permit porno-crazed Russian hackers to look in whileya multitasked checkin' email with havin' a pee. Plus also, it was ANNOYIN'. What this prolly means is ... anywan had 300+ followers gotta figure sum other space to pick up interest. tbh I expect naked guys dancin' in the mall tamara, situation is so desperate ...
  2. Problem I got with content is how it favors lookin' in on word count. For copy, the deal is way simpler — what is the quickest & easiest way to fire up the desired effect? That's when the word count to dollar ratio gets real weirsdy, spesho with straps an' any kinda elevator messagin', bcs pinpoint succincto rocks out over meanderin'.
  3. Thing 'bout writin' is, there is prolly so much more soulful stuff dead center than IMA FIX UP YOUR PIPES IF'N YR HEATIN' DIES. Which is not to sound precious, trust me. It is simply that diligence & heart has no easy access to renderable solootions gonna suit anywan & evrywan — a weird kinda irony seein' how the internets is mostly 75% words, 20% LoLcats an' 18% propaganda. That is why I chose writin' over math, I guess. In writin' we got the intrinsic currency of transformation, fiction to sales. So when ima look back on geeky teen Princess, figurin' how more accomplished she could be in termsa TECHNEEK or HAPPNIN' SMARTS if only she knew what I knew now ... likely I would not dare face her for her brazen desire to speak out troo an' clear. tbh 16yo Moi is an impossible creature, exotically uninformed an' improbably unfulfilled. If it appears sumtimes that I am wishin' always to bite off heads an' do battle with monsters, I would wish always to preserve that vibe steada rollin' out contemporary expertise to order. Thing 'bout tamara is how it ain't happened yet, an' anythin' scripts us sumplace exotic in the void gotta count for sumthin', hence all writers as SEZ SO. Even if 75+20+18=114. (Which it don't, btw.)
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    OMG. Can Google please stop changing shit?

    Gotta figure what constitoots a proactively practical stance toward stoopid frickin' mayhem beyond yr control. Ain't is always the case when websites announce A WHOLE NOO USER EXPERIENCE that they never pulled in for comment — outta the ZILLIONS questioned — anywan REMOTELY thinks an' feels the same as YOU. But if'n we ain't flexible, prolly we sunk. An' for Moi, most times this means powerin' down my irritation c/o a world done gone OTT STOOPID an' figurin' space between the klutzoid zones mebbe invites harmonically vibe peace kinda stuffs. Stoopidest trick the world ever pulled was CHANGE.
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    Tips for writing a classic romantic novel

    Internally passionate yet culturally constrained DOWNTON STYLE servant gal Lucy SIMPLY COULD NOT HELP HERSELF when her Lordship's "Old friend from my Egyptian days" swankied forth from the horse-drawn carriage brandishing SRSLY WANNA WANNA curvature in the WITHIN TOUCHIN' DISTANCE legwear department. An embarrassingly visible ROUGE flushed Lucy's face — powered from down deep by fleshy tumescence to fix up Hollywood with weirdsy alien prosthetics till 2079. "Can I take your bag?" she said, barely able to carry herself with the essential kinda respectability demanded of these FOR SURE NOWAN WANTSTA LICK ON THEIR SWEETIES REAL YUMMO, THIS WHOLE SHOW JUS' BOUT DEPORTMENT TECHNIQUES AN' SHOWIN' HOW ACTSCHWLLY EASY MOST OUTFITS IRON IN 2018 dramas. "Such is your duty," barked THE LORDSHIP'S OLD EGYPTIAN FRIEND, "but please be aware that my bag is remarkably heavy and contains majesties as would turn the heads of the very Gods." Later that night, as Lucy lay in her bed ... her starch-blasted sheets pinnin' her so far away from her dreams she could die ... aw yeah, that one was real frickin' juicy. On the morrow, she rose up and POURED THE GUY A CUP OF TEA, moderating her just-so pot-to-cup action with a raging firecracker of suppressed muscular spasms meant her toes never finally undid till the followin' full moon. (I feel a bodice ripper comin' on. To hell with sellin' cheese for vipers!)
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    Tips for writing a classic romantic novel

    Romance blossoms forevah. That ain't troo, nowan frickin' here rn. See, cos alla us busted outta sweethearts smoochied up.. Eacha them figured on sumthin' equally timeless an' time-centric said I WANT YOUR LIPS UP SO CLOSE ON MY FACE IMA SMOOSHIE LIKE IDC BUT ACTSCHWLLY DEEP DOWN I SO KINDA DO. Course, nowan quotes nuthin' like that in no romance novel, cos that be TELLIN' ... naht SHOWIN'. So I would wanna lay on CANDLES in the BOUDOIR where the ultimate blendyjuicy SWANKS THE HELL ON OUT bcs ignition metaphors play supermaxo amongst the sekshwaally numbed. Hey, but thing is, whatever the classics dust out, an' whatever modernity demands as Snoopy dancin' spunkz, romance is happnin' — in your neighborhood, your coffee bar, your workplace, your mall, LIKE THERE IS NUTHIN' ELSE GOWIN' ON BUT MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH. Jus' gotta go these places, sit all incognito kinda generous vampire ... an' watch evrywan smoochie the the unsaid words on out. ARE YOU SUGGESTING HERE THAT ROMANCE IS SO VERY MUCH ALIVE IT COULD LEAP RIGHT UP AND SNAP ON YOUR ASS WHILE YOU ARE TAKING A PEE AT MEBBE 3am, O PRINCESS? Aw yeah, cos when my panties trailin' round my ankles an' my knees kissin' up close jus' for sumthin' to frickin' do ... for sure I am forever gazin' on out past time an' space for succor. Guy got a PONY, mebbe I mute alla my bestie contacts for like 24hrs. Tellya, las' time a guy broke my heart, my shoulder blades busted offa my back like I was a winged demon never gonna walk again. Thankfully, my Yoga teacher said YEAH to my musical yoga pants. Way I see it, we got heart an' head an' soul an' spirit ... all slooshyin' up together in a menage-a-quoi we mebbe ain't figured yet. Ain't that whatchya wanna reach for an' touch on, always?
  7. Princess Balestra

    1 on 1 SEO Coaching

    Gotta figure we all on top with this baby.
  8. Princess Balestra

    Looking for "YUKON" from Warrior Forum

    tbh Danno, I seek only YOU. the toucha your lips 'pon my leatherbound thesaurus as I lash your bared ass with Christmas tinsel I PURPOSEFULLY REFRAINED FROM BOXIN' UP bcs ... sternum-thrustin' romance with a confirmed hotster. However, slippin' sweetly into Reduced Immodesty Mode, I wanna hope Flutterlily & the Yukester make out sumplace mutually procreative. Such are forums for maxin' out all beautysuccor.
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    Looking for "YUKON" from Warrior Forum

    Ha! When I saw this post I figured either Sparta got a noo DATIN' section or the Mafia got a contract on the Yukester. Such is my humdrum Wednesday.
  10. Princess Balestra

    Into 2018 and Beyond

    Gotta say, Forum overall is kinda neato — self-streamlinin' month by month like sum hypertoned athlete slippin' on ever sneakier apparel. For sure, combinin' relatively unpopulated subcategories makes sense, an' yr suggestion for Paid Traffic sounds kinda cool. You might also wanna consider a Princess Balestra Adoration section where zealots can proffer praise an' general sweetness in exchange for personalized haikus 'bout their pets or spouses. *kiddin'*
  11. Princess Balestra

    Why do people fail?

    Gotta pack this trio... 1) Intrinsic aptitood. 2) Intrinsic desire. 3) Intrinsic tenacity. to breach the wall fulla 7) Potentially beyond-yr control exterior crapola.
  12. Princess Balestra

    We now have reactions

    Thing is, Mikey, site was down when I las' looked in. I figured 2 options... 1) Aliens ate your ass. 2) Smart forum update. So ... uhm ... jus' checkin' I was wrong about (1)...
  13. Princess Balestra

    Eye Fatigue

    Third Eye stuffs here. Purely filosophical cos I am havin' onea those moments rn. Question here is what is the max we got on what is kinda the permissively visualizible? What stuffs gotta function ... beyond like who is fuckin' who in Hollywood an' 10 KILLER METHODS FOR TRAINING YOUR PARROT TO *SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH* ... ? I would wanna figure that focus beyond the immediate always gotta focus also on the eternal, othewise u gonna be shat the fuck out alla the time on swankily mis-confluxorial middlemen. yy so I want those guys in my ass rn, the frickin' charmers. Forgive Moi, but I love so the iconography an' transformative powera ... the lens. Guy lens is always TARGET, but I would wanna always figure on havin' a sweet paira realitifiers danglin' sweet sumplace before I even can see. Aperture holdin' out for sighta fancy. Lotsa thoughts 'bout stuff rn I am kinda slooshyin' around with In Contrast To What (exactly, O Princess?) — Your Typical ... and may i say, also 'tedious' ... Proclamations 'pon Sensibility's Essentials? You sayin' I am a drama queen cozzin I max out on the sensory-input-to productive-zoomcraft-output scenario, c/o it is Monday an' I am yet to regain consciousness from evrythin' went on before? Sorry, We Don't Give a TITS By meansa which lenso defineth thee thy tits? *lame headline* *rest is clearly gowin' noplace*
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    Protecting Your Content 2017 Style!

    Seems the only solution is to be in no way worthya replication. Gotta wonder how online crypt dumps might figure here. Lickin' envelopes is lickin' envelopes, but docs uploaded to anyplace surely gotta have sum stamp on 'em — jus' like if ... uhm ... Whatto posted HOT PATELLA SHOTS to Instagram. Thing I figure always is the kinda generosity/protecto axis. Sum stuff, you want shared out an' available for all; other stuff got necessary limits on — an' I am thinkin' purely hoomanitarian ticket here, but at what point does SHARE FOR ALL switch out to PROTECT OWN ASS? I guess this is how lawyer types reconcile individyool vs communitarian pursuits, levelin' out always on fairness over moolah ker-chingoin' dans pocho. Been thinkin' kinda how boundaries're more flooid than fixed — mood an' precedent an' circumstance locked sweet together in an everfirin' crucublea possibility ... for good ... or for ill. Can I be random on this one plz? I forgot what I wrote about but I would always wanna make sum appeal to intellectyool pursuits over whatever, even though I lack hard evidence internally. FFS that last gonna read smutto, but I figure perhaps that is the ultimate deal on what is outered for free vs what is outered in exchange for sum other shit.
  15. I figure targeted ads are like a workout. Sum whizz past, way outta reach. Others fly close, but you can catch 'em if you wanna. Thenya got shit gonna wingya — or slice holes inya best outfit. Alla these scenarios're versionsa SEEIN' THE AD COMIN' & dodgin', Black Widow style. Beyond that ... a worlda cosmetics smacks out on instant allure.

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