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  1. The longer hoomanity persists, the greater our potential to distil retrospect into solootions for problems we ain't even figured exist yet. In my dreams, I would wish to walk out always in a swanky skirt don't get GOBBLED by no super efficient elevator doors. Tellya, you a gal with fashionably allurin' flaps, you don't wanna feel forever at the mercy of no mechanistic PERHAPS. Thing is, we all typin' out on QWERTY keyboards like they the last ansah in dream discourse. But try rollin' back THAT potential mistake in favor of clearly more intooitive solootions, see where you get! We a conflux always of powerful gravitational pulls an' exotically allurin' flights into Forever's beyond. An' less'n we figure the cryogenic Holy Grail scheme of stayin' around longer than our own stoopid teeth, likely we ain't nevah gonna see the troo picture 'bout what works bcs it always troo an' what works bcs it finesses all previously existent exotica to max effect.
  2. Problem I have with all this Read Aloud schwango is how it never sounds too zackly like Moi. I tried Dragon Natchrlly Speakin' a while back — an it made evrythin' I said sound like frickin' gibberish. My solootion? Call Granma over. She read so sweet when you were a kid, so why should automation consign her to a lonesum misery existence filled only with tryin' to dig out her teeth from behind the sofa with a spatula? Tellya, fix Granma up with sherry, mebbe a pipe fulla tobacco smells like burned cardigans, an' she will read most anythin' out loud — even porno. "I got plenty empty nests to fill — so for sure I can distinguish my colons from my semicolons!"
  3. My view as a SRSLY NON-MATH GAL is as follows ... I got real ishoos rn with the WIN 10 calcyoolaror bcs it regularly skips digits. I trust it to ADD STUFF UP an' DIVIDE BY "better for Moi" type results (speshly when I out shoppin') ... yet still it maxes out on LAME. My beef here is how I so CRAP at math ... yet I see sumtimes when the calcyoolator ditzes out. I would nevah wanna trust grammar to no SIMILAR CONVENIENCE-BASED SCHEME. O, Everflooid Discourse! Refrain always from bein' enslaved! Tellya, my rules for grammatarialistic excellence are these ... 1) If'n you keep writin' shit down the way you do an' nowan evah complains, either you RIGHT or evrywan with whom you interact is EQUALLY FRICKIN' STOOPID. 2) All grammar problems are ultra specific. If'n you can't figure your WHICH from your WITCH from your EVIDENTLY LICKABLE HYPNOTIC SCHWOOZHOLE, likely you can go Google. That said, as the planet descends into a degenerate swamp fulla equally uninspirin' shriekin' goobers, who' c'are's 'whe're e'er' the apostrophlisticalisms figure in the deal?
  4. My stylist is kinda Heavy Dooty Vomit Gal rn. But srsly ... pick mebbe Twitter an' see what is trendin' Then feed the results to other social media.
  5. Gotta figure also how the user data upon which alla these schemes depends might also figure in fyooture "pretty serious" kinda "wars". tbh I would wish always to leave it at Pokemon Go. Kinda loved followin' those hopsy skipsy CGI bunnies 'round the place for a while.
  6. Yeah — fix the core narrative so you pick up most evrywan quick & sweet. Any specialist sub-plots can hang out elsewhere. Always, your pages gotta scroll real easy an' reveal precisely what is comin' next. Soon as eyeballs start skippin' around on your offer you kinda interrupt that intrinsic A to B ... to Z journey.
  7. "Smartflo Speeds Up Your Online Biz Act" is what I'm gettin' here ... but it takes me a while to figure. I sense intuitive smarts gonna save me time, real braino stuff gonna blitz the donkeywork — all tailored sweet to my individual ass. But I would wanna hit on this core messagin' for mebbe 50-75% fewer words, *Millennial Ditz Alert* Copy kinda leads me on a real long dance — which is not what I wanna hear from a fast-action solution. I would wanna look in on More and more companies are seeing how automation will be a absolute necessity. The smart companies understand they can't afford to allow their competitors to gain a huge advantage which is why there is so much money being invested. Automation will play a crucial role in not only doing mundane tasks, but also bridging webservices.These are tasks that we shouldn't really be doing. Pulling data from a webservice, make a decision and update a totally different webservice is fast becoming the norm. an' say sumthin' kinda Successful companies embrace automation as an essential enabler of future growth. But competition for advantage is fiercer than ever as smart technology delivers new ways for businesses to thrive. Smartflo keeps you on your toes while your competitors languish on the backfoot. Its [totally invented name] technology speeds up your act while others flounder. Your're kinda overwritin' the advantages & skippin' on keywords like KER-BLAM! & ZAP! Catalytic product demands BAM BAM BAM pitch. Plus also, las' thing I wanna see anyplace an 18 ICON SUMMARY. There is a difference between bein' enthoosiastically persuadable an' autistic. Smartflo = boiled down to essence, right? So alla this needs to be more concise, straight on it, clear & sweet.
  8. Who knew a hotline to instant tutorials an' experts would level up the gooberest generation evah? Anywan smart prolly figurin' how this model can be streamlined further.
  9. I got this in my inbox ... Shame this ain't no offer for heels or partywear, otherwise I woulda been straight on it — hope there's sumthin' here for yallz.
  10. Gotta figure that is troo — an' possibly that is bcs the sensitivities passin' over from line to line an' paragraph to paragraph gotta be more seamlessly subtle than any kinda up front BLAMMO figures in a shorter pitch. Prolly what you editin' for in longer promo is a softer shoutout — like a moment to moment massage. Was it Barbra Streisand said O to be lulled into the deep and sensual pit of one's own longing! tbh, either that gal or Genghis Khan ...
  11. tbh long content is for desperadoes. The WORSE your life is, the more you wanna SKIP SKIMMIN' over alla the SRS ZERO BRAINO trivial stuff an' exalt your INNER PONDEROUS GOOBER. Thing 'bout long content is how it drawsya back in to read it over an' over even though you already read it like a zillion times. "Lemme jus' check the facts here," you say, as you skip over pages 1-65. "I gotta be REAL SURE I ain't intrested in nuthin' gowin' on here before I walk away."
  12. tbh I never saw the appeal. A bold noo social network pitchin' adventure an' novelty mebbe got sumthin' on Facebook's (now) relatively staid approach. But Google+ was always only ever an extension of the same deal helped your granma shop for incontinence pants an' permit porno-crazed Russian hackers to look in whileya multitasked checkin' email with havin' a pee. Plus also, it was ANNOYIN'. What this prolly means is ... anywan had 300+ followers gotta figure sum other space to pick up interest. tbh I expect naked guys dancin' in the mall tamara, situation is so desperate ...
  13. Problem I got with content is how it favors lookin' in on word count. For copy, the deal is way simpler — what is the quickest & easiest way to fire up the desired effect? That's when the word count to dollar ratio gets real weirsdy, spesho with straps an' any kinda elevator messagin', bcs pinpoint succincto rocks out over meanderin'.
  14. Thing 'bout writin' is, there is prolly so much more soulful stuff dead center than IMA FIX UP YOUR PIPES IF'N YR HEATIN' DIES. Which is not to sound precious, trust me. It is simply that diligence & heart has no easy access to renderable solootions gonna suit anywan & evrywan — a weird kinda irony seein' how the internets is mostly 75% words, 20% LoLcats an' 18% propaganda. That is why I chose writin' over math, I guess. In writin' we got the intrinsic currency of transformation, fiction to sales. So when ima look back on geeky teen Princess, figurin' how more accomplished she could be in termsa TECHNEEK or HAPPNIN' SMARTS if only she knew what I knew now ... likely I would not dare face her for her brazen desire to speak out troo an' clear. tbh 16yo Moi is an impossible creature, exotically uninformed an' improbably unfulfilled. If it appears sumtimes that I am wishin' always to bite off heads an' do battle with monsters, I would wish always to preserve that vibe steada rollin' out contemporary expertise to order. Thing 'bout tamara is how it ain't happened yet, an' anythin' scripts us sumplace exotic in the void gotta count for sumthin', hence all writers as SEZ SO. Even if 75+20+18=114. (Which it don't, btw.)
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