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Lanfear63

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  1. About half an hours worth so you should eat popcorn and pretend you are in the cinema as you watch this. Includes the new James Bond, The new Top Gun and a new Marvel film called Morbius.I don't see one called "Covid19" as yet. I expect that will be next year.
  2. The Evil Vampire Count never owned a ruler due to Transylvania taking Draconian Measures
  3. Do they sell real ale at your SEO Pub?
  4. What do you get at a Pun Theatre.....A Play on Words
  5. Talking of laughs, this is a tweet from someone well known that just went out. I wonder if you can guess who it is. "The LameStream Media is the dominant force in trying to get me to keep our Country closed as long as possible in the hope that it will be detrimental to my election success. The real people want to get back to work ASAP. We will be stronger than ever before!"
  6. Coronavirus: Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border. well there's a turnup for the books. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52053656
  7. Edit: Prince Charles wore the Coronavirus.
  8. How did they know for Scorpio. This is my 12th day for self exile.
  9. I understand these are tiny spacecraft. Has Riffle volunteered to pilot one of them?
  10. If you watch a Whitacre presentation all the way through, you get Claudevid 19 Somebody stop me please
  11. More a farce...but in retrospect..it's a killer joke.
  12. I did not get the punchline Riffle gets the punchline
  13. A man is out duck hunting, no luck all day and just as he's about to quit he see's one and shoots it. The Duck falls into a farmers yard. The man climbs over a fence to retrieve it. A big burly farmer comes out of the house and says hey, get off my property. The man explains that he's only there to collect his duck that he shot. My property, my duck says the farmer... The argument rages on for a while. Eventually the farmer says ok, we will settle this country style. We will kick each other in the groin until one of us can take it no more. That will decide the winner of this argument. Ok says the man. I will start says the farmer and gives the man an almighty kick in the crotch. The main writhes around screaming in agony for about half an hour. Eventually the pains subsides and the man gasps..ok, its your turn. The farmer says..You can keep the duck
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