A man is out duck hunting, no luck all day and just as he's about to quit he see's one and shoots it. The Duck falls into a farmers yard. The man climbs over a fence to retrieve it. A big burly farmer comes out of the house and says hey, get off my property. The man explains that he's only there to collect his duck that he shot. My property, my duck says the farmer... The argument rages on for a while.
Eventually the farmer says ok, we will settle this country style. We will kick each other in the groin until one of us can take it no more. That will decide the winner of this argument. Ok says the man. I will start says the farmer and gives the man an almighty kick in the crotch. The main writhes around screaming in agony for about half an hour. Eventually the pains subsides and the man gasps..ok, its your turn. The farmer says..You can keep the duck