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He is my wife's sister's son. And he's 7.

 

He has gotten in the habit of scratching his assh@le. And especially after he takes a crap.. He will not wipe his self adequately and it starts to itch and then he proceeds to do this.

It really is bad because he will do it at school and when he scratched he got some on his hands and been flicking it at the other students and classmates.

 

They said they will suspend him if he does it again as he hit the teacher right in the eye after flicking and they had to call the school nurse to spray a disinfectant in her eye so as not to get an infection.

 

Does anyone else have or seen this type of problem ?? Wife's sister has meeting with Principle tomorrow 

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If I was throwing shit at people when I went to elementary school I would have got an ass whipping by the principal and another ass whipping when I got home.

It's safe to say I wouldn't have thrown shit twice.

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5 minutes ago, whateverpedia said:

Sounds like you need to get the kid to a child psychologist - pronto.

 

Probably overkill. They'll prescribe him meds regardless and label him in school. Nobody needs that added to the situation.

Odds are the kid thinks it's funny throwing shit because it draws attention. 

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12 minutes ago, whateverpedia said:

Either that or see if the local zoo needs a new chimp.

 

 

I was at a small local zoo years ago and a monkey was spitting water all over a crowd of people. The crowd would run up to the cage, monkey would spit water on them and the people would take off running only to come back and keep allowing the monkey to spit on them, lmao, nasty.

Sure, lets all let a monkey spit monkey fungus on us. 

I never went back to that zoo, it made me very nervous walking by the tigers, man those things are huge and very intimidating, scary up close. The cages looked like some DIY Home Depot project built from pet carriers. People could literally walk up and touch the tigers between the cage wire If they wanted (WTH?). I always thought I'd see that zoo on the news where the tigers escaped. Not yet.

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Haha, that brings back some memories. We had someone at our school who used to flick shit at the teachers and kids, just the ones he didn't like though. They couldn't help him though, the teachers spoke to him, they spoke to his parents and they couldn't do anything with him, sent him to see specialists, and nothing stopped him. Eventually they just had to sack him and get a new head teacher.

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2 hours ago, Alistair said:

Haha, that brings back some memories. We had someone at our school who used to flick shit at the teachers and kids, just the ones he didn't like though. They couldn't help him though, the teachers spoke to him, they spoke to his parents and they couldn't do anything with him, sent him to see specialists, and nothing stopped him. Eventually they just had to sack him and get a new head teacher.

Whatever happened to good, honest nose picking and bogey flicking

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2 hours ago, Alistair said:

Haha, that brings back some memories. We had someone at our school who used to flick shit at the teachers and kids, just the ones he didn't like though. They couldn't help him though, the teachers spoke to him, they spoke to his parents and they couldn't do anything with him, sent him to see specialists, and nothing stopped him. Eventually they just had to sack him and get a new head teacher.

You forgot to add this to your post:

 

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2 hours ago, Lanfear63 said:

Whatever happened to good, honest nose picking and bogey flicking

uhmm...Claude pretty much has a monopoly on that. When a customer comes back to complain about the Hoover he sold them he flicks a piece of Whitacre dried up snot on them to shoo them out the door. Helps cut down on his Refund Rates 

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9 minutes ago, discrat said:

uhmm...Claude pretty much has a monopoly on that. When a customer comes back to complain about the Hoover he sold them he flicks a piece of Whitacre dried up snot on them to shoo them out the door. Helps cut down on his Refund Rates 

He rolls his own too, a surprising amount of activity for a man his age.

"Claude stood on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad. He rolled them into little balls and flicked them at his dad"

 

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A classic from my friend who worked at British Aerospace years ago, a male workmate was pretending to pick his nose and flick them at a girl in the office. who was pretending to catch them in her mouth (she was game for a laugh) 

When someone broached on how distasteful even depicting the activity was, someone piped up and said: "It's alright as long as you love each other"  

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It really is bad because he will do it at school

Does he do it at home?  What do his parents do about it?  Is this a new behavior or one he's gotten by with for some time?

Is he a spoiled brat who loves attention or a kid with problems?

Has he seen a doctor to make certain he doesn't have parasites or something causing the itching? 

 

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4 hours ago, Lanfear63 said:

Whatever happened to good, honest nose picking and bogey flicking

It's alive and well at my house, but I save my shit-flicking for the holidays when I have relatives visiting.

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1 hour ago, kay king said:

Does he do it at home?  What do his parents do about it?  Is this a new behavior or one he's gotten by with for some time?

Is he a spoiled brat who loves attention or a kid with problems?

Has he seen a doctor to make certain he doesn't have parasites or something causing the itching? 

 

Just picks his butt at home. Says it itches, only flicks at school. No doctor yet but will. I will keep you all updated

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11 hours ago, Lanfear63 said:

Whatever happened to good, honest nose picking and bogey flicking

 

Make sure you get the sequence right and pick your butt last.

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I'd get the kid to a shrink -- fast.  What he's doing isn't just nastily gross -- it's considered a biohazard. E-coli is a wicked bacteria and can make someone really sick.  All it takes is for him to do that once to the wrong person and your family won't have a choice of whether to get a doctor. The school or the police will happily make that choice for them.  

He's too old to be acting out in this type of manner.  Sit him down and tell him the severity of what he's doing. If he keeps itching - take him in the bathroom and clean him off yourself. That might embarrass him enough to solve the problem.  In my day a kid would have had his ass tanned for such behavior. If  nobody stops him, he'll find other little tricks just as bad or even worse. Just the fact that he'd hit his teacher like that is pretty much a done deal that he needs some serious help. 

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No, Sal, he's not too old - poop stuff is the "in thing" at that age - and making a big deal about it won't help. Mentioning police as a solution for a 7 year old scratching his butt is ridiculous.  Shows how far our collective society has inserted its collective head into its collective behind.:D

FIRST - take him to a doctor  for a fecal test - should have done that the moment the kid said he was itching. 

Round worms, tapeworm, hookworm - all possibilities in kids just as the are in pets.

 

 

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7 hours ago, kay king said:

No, Sal, he's not too old - poop stuff is the "in thing" at that age - and making a big deal about it won't help. Mentioning police as a solution for a 7 year old scratching his butt is ridiculous.  Shows how far our collective society has inserted its collective head into its collective behind.:D

FIRST - take him to a doctor  for a fecal test - should have done that the moment the kid said he was itching. 

Round worms, tapeworm, hookworm - all possibilities in kids just as the are in pets.

 

 

I didn't suggest bringing in police.  I was saying that the school might call them in. Schools seem to be calling in the cops for all sorts of things anymore.   

I also agree that the kid needs a doctor.  Itching could be a lot of things.  Yet - I still think he needs to see a psychiatrist. Both because of the fact he won't clean himself properly even though he's in discomfort -- but because by the time a kid is in 2nd or 3rd grade, they should know better.  There's a difference between poop jokes and flinging it at people. 

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