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Claude Whitacre

Kurt Melvin's Birthday

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Today marks the birthday of my dearest friend, Kurt Melvin.

OK, maybe "Dearest Friend" is a stretch. Yes, definitely a stretch. In fact, I've never met him. 

Nor do I want to. Ever. 

OK, so maybe we should just forget the whole thing. 

On the other hand, Kurt likes nothing more than a great insult. So....

Kurt, you remind me of Dan Riffle, without the sexual charisma.

 

That is all.

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You are aware Claude that Kurt doesn't come here or has an account here, so your masterfully crafted insult is wasted.

I know that you are a stable genius, and can trump anyone, as well as us all waiting in anticipation for your latest Book, "Hansel and Gretal Does Sweden" which is available right here, right now!

:P

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13 hours ago, Tagiscom said:

You are aware Claude that Kurt doesn't come here or has an account here, so your masterfully crafted insult is wasted.

I know that you are a stable genius, and can trump anyone, as well as us all waiting in anticipation for your latest Book, "Hansel and Gretal Does Sweden" which is available right here, right now!

:P

"Hansel and Gretal Does Sweden" was one of his early experimental adult movies. The story was considered too weak to make a book out of.

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13 hours ago, Tagiscom said:

You are aware Claude that Kurt doesn't come here or has an account here, so your masterfully crafted insult is wasted.

I know that you are a stable genius, and can trump anyone, as well as us all waiting in anticipation for your latest Book, "Hansel and Gretal Does Sweden" which is available right here, right now!

:P

Seriously, I had no idea Kurt wasn't a member. 

Good, more victims for me..

 

And my ever present Mini-me..Riffle.

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16 minutes ago, whateverpedia said:

One thing we can all be grateful is that Riffle is a Mini-you and not a mini-us.

Maybe more "Mini-us" than you think

Remember, no man has ever admitted to being his father.

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18 hours ago, Tagiscom said:

You are aware Claude that Kurt doesn't come here or has an account here, so your masterfully crafted insult is wasted.

I know that you are a stable genius, and can trump anyone, as well as us all waiting in anticipation for your latest Book, "Hansel and Gretal Does Sweden" which is available right here, right now!

:P

If you are talking about the guy with the screen name of just Kurt, that guy is an ass. He can stay over there. 

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3 hours ago, Dan Riffle said:

You're still here.  Take a guess.

When your photo was taken as your new Avatar.....was it just after you got caught embezzling company funds? 

Only guilty men cover their face with beards.....

And the Amish....but only guilty men and the Amish. 

And 19th century philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche....but nobody else.

And Abraham Lincoln....but that's It! And I mean it!

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54 minutes ago, Claude Whitacre said:

When your photo was taken as your new Avatar.....was it just after you got caught embezzling company funds? 

Only guilty men cover their face with beards.....

And the Amish....but only guilty men and the Amish. 

And 19th century philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche....but nobody else.

And Abraham Lincoln....but that's It! And I mean it!

That's my winter face.  I actually just trimmed it down about an inch. 

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